document.write("<p>The staple of Christianity can be found at your local Christian Bookstore! Everything you need to");
document.write(" be a &quot;good Christian&quot; is there waiting for you... and your credit card.</p><p>Ask any Christian B");
document.write("ookstore emloyee what their best seller is and you'll go a long way before they mention any books. T");
document.write("his is because the big sellers in any Christian Bookstore are the novelty items offered to those wan");
document.write("ting to live the Christian life.</p><p>After all, no Christian can truly be walking in the Spirit wi");
document.write("thout a fish on the back of their car... or a W.W.J.D. ballcap.</p><p>Here are some Christian novelt");
document.write("y items that did NOT make the list of best selling items:</p><p>&quot;Lake of Fire WaterWings&quot;</p><p>&quot;");
document.write("Samson &amp; Delilah Nose Hair Trimmer&quot;</p><p>&quot;Elijah's Tailgate Bar-B-Q Grill&quot; <br/>(No ignitor requ");
document.write("ired)</p><p>&quot;I Voted For Barabbas&quot; T-shirt</p><p>&quot;Lot's Wife Salt Tablets&quot; <br/>with the slogan ");
document.write("<br/>&quot;Don't Look Back!&quot;<br/> </p>");